Me - "I've had a really good day today, what about you?"
J'Dog - "Nah, I've just been battling depression today."
Me - "Did you go and play squash?"
J'Dog - "No."
Me - "Then how did you get squished?"
J'Dog - "By all the restrictions and restraints put upon me by society they have stopped me being the person I truly want to be. Now I am just a dirty husk blowing in the wind like a stale librarian in an outback library not getting any sexy time. You being here makes me more depressed."
Me - "Well I didn't ask for your life story."
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