J'Dog - "1o1 i pwnzizzled u nd sea wel i grab booty and slappa dat bass mate."
Me - "Well I didn't ask for your life story."
J'Dog - "But that means your the only one who doesn't have a date to the formal!"
Me - "Oh Burn Dude!"
J'Dog - "Cowabunga!"
Me - "Thats when I tampered with the DNA evidence!"
J'Dog - "Let's just pretend it's an in-jok en and move on."
Me - "We should. This wasn't even funny."
Later that year, J'Dog and Me were both arrested for gross public indecency.
They are serving a 15 year long term and they don't like it.
Like this and send it to 10 other friends, and if you don't then you will die in 5 days.
An example of this was Wally, who saw this post and did not follow these requirements.
The ghost of Me and J'Dog being killed in Jail came up from behind on Wally and gave him the surprise of his life. Then they stabbed him.
True Story.
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