Me - "How's ya luv life brah?"
J'Dog - "Oh y'know. I'm currently endowed at the moment with someone and it hurts like hell."
Me - "Oh, who's the lucky fella?"
J'Dog - "Why the long face?"
Me - "I'm not a horse."
J'Dog - "Life."
Me - "Mate you screwed this up."
J'Dog - "Oh, who's the lucky fella?"
Me - "Oh fiddledeewee wouldn't you like to know? ;)"
BADUMCHICH!
Please note that I do not have a daily girlfriend, but I am just being stupid.
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