Sunday 22 April 2012

Hello Achievers who achieve!

I hate Facebook, as it is a pointless thing that drains away the soul of the person of whom is writing and statusing on Facebook. I am going to list, in, every, paragraph what I hate about Faceboook.

1. I hate Facebook because it contains many various games such as Mafia Wars, FishVille, FarmVille, Word with Friends, Draw Something, Draw My Thing, CityVille, WPT Texas Hold Em' Poker, My City Life, Restaurant City, Zoo World, GnomeTown, World at War, Cupcake Corner, My Best Mates, My Top Fans, Photos, Friends etc.
These games make the person of which plays these games come back every hour, or day, or minute to check up on their particular situation and constantly `````` come back to it. Why would someone be complelled to do this day and night everyday? The Facebook Corporation knows why, because the Global Community has a need to devote themselves to a somewaht needy cause. But you know what? People should stand up against major corporations and support community and local causes! YAWP!

2. I hate Facebook because it allows whiny little girls to post stupid photos of themselves doing duckfaces and toilet dumping photos. No one would like it if I got a duck, cut it's face off and stuck it on my face and made it my Duckface? No one would like it if I did a dump in a toilet and reflect my face in the reflection in water with the dump in it? No one finds these duckface toilet dump photos attractive, and the only people who do are lonely little paedos who do cartwheels in their minds when they see you making yourself lame and stupid. People should stand up against social conformity and social norms and do individual things and make themselves a unique self! YAWP!

3. I hate Facebook because it generates a plethora of statuses that are not funny, that are depressing, or are just out to make them seem like they have some sort of life. Those people who try to make out that they are funny through statuses just shows the public that they are not truly funny and that they copy and paste jokes regurgitated from other websites (I have been subject to this once or twice, but the difference is that I search for original and groan inducing jokes, not lame "Why did the chicken cross the road?" or "Ya MUM!" jokes). People who makes depressing statuses show that they are depressing LOLSIE!
And yeah People should stand out for who they are! Not who they want to be! YAWP!

4. I hate Facebook because of the toxic blue colour that it advocates  through the colour behind it's name. It's a symbolic message that is an attempt by Corporations to get people to change their own ethnic culture to the culture of Facebook. They are essentially being the Borg assimilating humanity in the Star Trek of the past LOL. That is horrible! Why Blue?
 People should stand out for what race or ethnicity they are! Not the colour that Corporations want them to be! YAWP!

5. I hate Facebook as it is a way of the conspiring governments to mind control the populace of first world countries in changing their ideals from benevolent to malevolent ideas. They want us to convert our livelihoods from hard working people for our families, to sending our sick, wounded, babies, sad and old people to the abbatoir.
Honestly I don't think that I have been convertd yet but I feel that I agree with these mind manipulations.
People should stand up against Government manipulations and send their sick to the abbatoir! YAWP!

6. I hate Facebook as it is boring. YAWP!

There are some of my dot points! Enjoy them people of the sun!

Saturday 21 April 2012

Funny 50th Mate.

Did you know? That this is my 50th Blog Post? That's like having sex with someone.

Funny Facect Mate.

Did you know? That eating someone is essentially that you have had sex with them? Cool.

Funny Fact Matae.

Did you know? That;
 Me - "How's ya luv life brah?"
J'Dog - "Oh y'know. I'm currently endowed at the moment with someone and it hurts like hell."
Me - "Oh, who's the lucky fella?"
J'Dog - "Life."
 
, someone essentially means that you have had sex with them. Cool.

Funny Facct Mate.

Did you know? That running someone essentially means that you have had sex with them. Cool.

Funny Factt Mate.

Did you know? That rubbing someone essentially means that you have had sex with them. Cool.

Funny Fakt Mate.

Did you know? That breathing someone essentially means that you have had sex with them. Cool.

Funny Fact Mate.

Did you know? That touching someone essentially means that you have had sex with them. Cool.

Tuesday 17 April 2012

Funny Juke Me'ate.

Me - "How's your love life going my dear chap?"
J'Dog - "1o1 i pwnzizzled u nd sea wel i grab booty and slappa dat bass mate."
Me - "Well I didn't ask for your life story."
J'Dog - "But that means your the only one who doesn't have a date to the formal!"
Me - "Oh Burn Dude!"
J'Dog - "Cowabunga!"
Me - "Thats when I tampered with the DNA evidence!"
J'Dog - "Let's just pretend it's an in-jok en and move on."
Me - "We should. This wasn't even funny."

Later that year, J'Dog and Me were both arrested for gross public indecency.
They are serving a 15 year long term and they don't like it.
Like this and send it to 10 other friends, and if you don't then you will die in 5 days.
An example of this was Wally, who saw this post and did not follow these requirements.
The ghost of Me and J'Dog being killed in Jail came up from behind on Wally and gave him the surprise of his life. Then they stabbed him.
True Story.
Would this face lie?

Funny Tall Tale Mate.

Me - "I've had a really good day today, what about you?"
J'Dog - "Nah, I've just been battling depression today."
Me - "Did you go and play squash?"
J'Dog - "No."
Me - "Then how did you get squished?"
J'Dog - "By all the restrictions and restraints put upon me by society they have stopped me being the person I truly want to be. Now I am just a dirty husk blowing in the wind like a stale librarian in an outback library not getting any sexy time. You being here makes me more depressed."
Me - "Well I didn't ask for your life story."


Sunday 15 April 2012

A very serious statement.


Me - "How's ya luv life brah?"
J'Dog - "Oh y'know. I'm currently endowed at the moment with someone and it hurts like hell."
Me - "Oh, who's the lucky fella?"
J'Dog - "Life."


Could it be that the sweetest things in life could be so bitter?
Later that year J'Dog left school and started gambling.
He is now currently losing $100000 a year.
Please subscribe to this blog and it will be giving this poor boy a home and clothes.
Yes.
BADUMCHICH!

Please note that I do not have a daily girlfriend, but I am just being stupid.

Phunny Joke Mate

Me - "How's ya luv life brah?"
J'Dog - "Oh y'know. I'm currently endowed at the moment with someone and it hurts like hell."
Me - "Oh, who's the lucky fella?"
J'Dog - "Life."
Me - "k."


My daily girlfriend tweeted this.
BADUMCHICH!

Please note that I do not have a daily girlfriend, but I am just being stupid.

Fonny Joke Mate.

Me - "How's ya luv life brah?"
J'Dog - "Oh y'know. I'm currently endowed at the moment with someone and it hurts like hell."
Me - "Oh, who's the lucky fella?"
J'Dog - "Why the long face?"
Me - "I'm not a horse."
J'Dog - "Life."
Me - "Mate you screwed this up."
J'Dog - "Oh, who's the lucky fella?"
Me - "Oh fiddledeewee wouldn't you like to know? ;)"
BADUMCHICH!

Please note that I do not have a daily girlfriend, but I am just being stupid.

Funny Juke Mate.

Me - "How's ya luv life brah?"
J'Dog - "Oh y'know. I'm currently endowed at the moment with someone and it hurts like hell."
Me - "Oh, who's the lucky fella?"
J'Dog - "Life."


Oh wait. This didn't happen. J'Dog and Andy were having sex though. That happened. MmmmHmmmm.

BADUMCHICH!

Please note that I do not have a daily girlfriend, but I am just being stupid.

Funny Joke Matte.

Me - "How's ya luv life brah?"
Andy - "Oh y'know. I'm currently endowed at the moment with someone and it hurts like hell."
Me - "Oh, who's the lucky fella?"
Andy - "J'Dog."

BADUMCHICH!

Please note that I do not have a daily girlfriend, but I am just being stupid.

Funny Joke Mote.

Me - "How's ya luv life brah?"
J'Dog - "Oh y'know. I'm currently endowed at the moment with someone and it hurts like hell."
Me - "Oh, who's the lucky fella?"
J'Dog - "Life."

BADUMCHICH!

Please note that I do not have a daily girlfriend, but I am just being stupid.

Funny Joke Mate :)

Me - "How's ya luv life brah?"
J'Dog - "Oh y'know. I'm currently endowed at the moment with someone and it hurts like hell."
Me - "Oh, who's the lucky fella?"
J'Dog - "Life."

BADUMCHICH!

Please note that I do not have a daily girlfriend, but I am just being stupid.

Funny Joke Mate...

Me - "How's ya luv life brah?"
J'Dog - "Oh y'know. I'm currently endowed at the moment with someone and it hurts like hell."
Me - "Oh, who's the lucky fella?"
J'Dog - "I'm not homosexual. You're a douchebag. I hate you."

BADUMCHICH!

Please note that I do not have a daily girlfriend, but I am just being stupid.

Funny Joke Mato.

Me - "How's ya luv life brah?"
J'Dog - "Oh y'know. I'm currently endowed at the moment with someone and it hurts like hell."
Me - "Oh, who's the lucky fella?"
J'Dog - "Belonging."

BADUMCHICH!

Please note that I do not have a daily girlfriend, but I am just being stupid.

Funny Joke Mate'ie

Me - "How's ya luv life brah?"
J'Dog - "Oh y'know. I'm currently endowed at the moment with someone and it hurts like hell."
Me - "Oh, who's the lucky fella?"
J'Dog - "The Community."

BADUMCHICH!

Please note that I do not have a daily girlfriend, but I am just being stupid.

Funny Joke Matey.

Me - "How's ya luv life brah?"
J'Dog - "Oh y'know. I'm currently endowed at the moment with someone and it hurts like hell."
Me - "Oh, who's the lucky fella?"
J'Dog - "Society."

BADUMCHICH!

Please note that I do not have a daily girlfriend, but I am just being stupid.

Funny Joke Mate.

Me - "How's ya luv life brah?"
J'Dog - "Oh y'know. I'm currently endowed at the moment with someone and it hurts like hell."
Me - "Oh, who's the lucky fella?"
J'Dog - "Life."

BADUMCHICH!

Please note that I do not have a daily girlfriend, but I am just being stupid.

I like it!

Aiden - "I think I'll do another Blogpost mate"
J'Dog - "Aww thanks"
Andy - "I just pooped my pants..."


I don't have a daily girlfriend I'm just being stupid.

Saturday 7 April 2012

Eh.

Todays Girlfriend was quite the interesting one. But you see....
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Eh. I ended it.


Please note that I do not have a daily girlfriend, but I am just being stupid.

Sunday 1 April 2012

Discourse on LOLSIEPOO


Discourse on LOLSIEPOO
Aiden Peake – Society
To a freak. “Ok. Do you want to be white, or black?”
LOLSIEPOO Anti- LOLSIEPOO LOLSIEPOO LOLSIEPOO LOLSIEPOO
“No, you be white.
Anti- LOLSIEPOO raised his hands and smiled.
“Fine. Suit up.”
LOLSIEPOO’s hands were visibly trembling as he was positively suffocating LOLSIEPOO’s thing.
Anti- LOLSIEPOO made his first move
Anti- LOLSIEPOO looking directly into LOLSIEPOO’s deep-blue thing.
LOLSIEPOO moved his pawn out.
“You cannot be serious. You’ve single-handedly dictated the way I’ve lived my life and I’m homeless.
Anti- LOLSIEPOO just silently considered aggressive move, for such an early point in the
“But LOLSIEPOO
LOLSIEPOO’s thing was telling him.
“You haven’t eliminated a fear of rejection. You’ve alienated me my life”
Anti- LOLSIEPOO calmly thought about his next move. He chose to put his LOLSIEPOO directly in front of LOLSIEPOO’s pawn.
“LOLSIEPOO, think about it.
But who am I to judge? I’ve lived my life to the fullest and if I were not to were to huhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuh oh my oh my I just came. My lord the clocks just struck 13.
LOLSIEPOO couldn’t believe what he was hearing.
“Euphoria? When have I ever felt anything close to a positive emotion? My life has been a pawn.
“LOLSIEPOO Has winning
LOLSIEPOO said nothing.
“Ah, but LOLSIEPOO, don’t you see? I’ve made you a better person than them. You of all people have learnt to accept people for who they are! You’ve lived your life through my time in you.” smiled Anti- LOLSIEPOO.
LOLSIEPOO could not think Anti- LOLSIEPOO exposed.
“Check.” said Anti- LOLSIEPOO.
He took drastic evasive measures by moving his
voice shaking with barely-suppressed rage.
smiled Anti- LOLSIEPOO, with “a little gratitude
Anti- LOLSIEPOO took LOLSIEPOO. A first for LOLSIEPOO.
 LOLSIEPOO again heard Anti- LOLSIEPOO say
I DON’T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME! LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!”
Anti- LOLSIEPOO smiled.
“You have to beat me, first.”
LOLSIEPOO moved his king forward another space. But
Anti- LOLSIEPOO, with some gravitas screamed
“Checkmate.”
He screamed.
LOLSIEPOO was no more.
And as the man watched over the decrepit little man consume himself with mentalness, he turned his coffee upside down, revolting against consumerism and industrialisation by attacking the moral beliefs of society. How could society be so dumb in the viewing of the movie> Weh he said to the animals as they crowded around him “Tonight, we shall strike upon society with a hardened fist. They shall be liberated!!!”


Please note that I do not have a daily girlfriend, but I am just being stupid.