Valentines Day Poem

I felt it important on day like this to implore my love out to my beloved! Hello my beloved!
Here is my sweet sweet Valentines Day poetry I like to call: My Valentines Day Poem.

Roses are red, violets are blue
I see you and spurt out my gum,
because you are beautiful in every single way.


Roses are nice, lilies are good
but you are better than all that.
Violets are violet, flowers are pretty
but they are nicer in a pot.


Roses are red, violets are blu'
you are sexy like an ocean view.
You make me life sparkle
like a star sparkles
but the sparkle
keeps on sparklin'.


Roses are milk, violets are milk
I am a cat and so are you.


If you were here beside me
I would be beside myself
with you next to I.


How do I love Thee? Let me count the ways...
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 to infinity!


Drink to me only with thine eyes
and I will pledge with mine.
Or maybe I will just give myself to you?


You are an angel, just believe me
You fell from heaven from Heaven and hurt your head
So you now take the pills to make things right.


Oh precious, oh precious please be mine,
I want to be your Valentine!
This time.


Looking at you makes reality disappear,
into a world of ideology.
But you are the subject of the ideology
which makes up my methodology.


You are my one perfect rose
which I cannot grasp yet.


I....




So! Feel free to use this poem to woo your future lovers if you wish! It's a really great poem and tell me if you use it successfully!