ya mum

There were three dogs on the road as Jonas McCloy drove down in his mp3 Jeep6000. He was driving perilously fast as a crazy 40km/h, a crazy 0km/h over the speed limit. The dogs decided to appear offline, so they became invisible to the man who says 'my name is Jonas.' As he revved the engine he hit the three dogs with extreme prejudice and became exasperatingly audacious and intrigued with the spirit of a three gilled clown fish that has just eaten several funny tasting plankton eggs. Out popped the door and he bounced out of the mp3 Jeep6000 and surveyed the investigation point, turning Detective Jonas setting on as the peered around. Upon inspection he saw the three plaintiffs sitting on the ground, dead as a doornail. What did he do? He closed his jeep and walked off. Not much. ~fin



BUT THAT WASN'T ALL.......
The plaintiffs you see here in this video all enjoyed what we would call 'fun things' but no matter what they did they couldn't enjoy the 'fun things' that we would call 'fun things.' But who are the plaintiffs we see? Is it the three dogs? Is it the man we know as Jonas? Is it the mp3 Jeep6000? No. No it is not. It is actually Mrs Reprobate in the corner over there in the small pixel of the film. How? Well what a good question that is. But for you, the jury of this great and splendorous festival of tribunals, I call upon the spirit of Mrs Reprobate this evening as she recently just this minute got killed by a crazy bird that fell on her during the night of the moon moons. From this I want you to make your decision....
Are they.... Guilty? Or..... Not Guilty?

A pen is fetched from the table. The room is silent. Not a word is muttered, just confused and idolatrous looks are thrown here and there, mischievously causing paranoia and fear of death throughout the bazaar. The silence is deafened by a big blast of more silence. Even more silence floods the room, it is like Noah and his Ark came down from the large tidal waves of the cleansing floods and created an air of cleansing silence (lol without the animals, cos animals aren't silent lol!). Finally, after a penultimate wave of silence, preceded by another wave of silence, the silence is quelled, by more silence.
No decision is made until the silence departs the room like it wasn't wanted or something, and the jury declares the case unfit for a full decision until more evidence is provided.
The man in the chains is released and the beaten up woman are also released. Almost immediately the man jumps over to her, stabs her, stabs the police, and stabs everyone in the bazaar except for the jury. The jury clean up their pieces of paper and walk out. Even this show of ultimate glory and splendiferous action man showpiece did not influence them, them still believing that the case did not have enough evidence and walked out. Luckily for the rest of society however, these were all ants and witchety-grubs and were not actually a court case.

What a day! The things you see!