Today I met this person who made a made a fool of themselve. that erpsone said to me that they were hungry then expected me to go and give them food or give some sort of sympathy! What a fool! Like I was going to give them any food or sympathy, i was more likely to not give tyhem food and give them no light of day because that would be really funny and cool of me to do so so. being the nice person i was though i just kindly dsaid i" would not give them food and i am very very sorry for not giving them food but i have no food to give them because i haven't eaten it yet and i am not perpared to give you any so no food lol"
they were </3 and thats how i lost todays girlfriend. It's alright though because i am in hot pursuit of another one to entrap and become mine and i am funny but i am not kidding or am i loloolooll.
I still hate myself for putting myself through this crap. :/B
Saturday 7 January 2012
Due to Popular Demand!
Due to popular demand i have deceided to make another blog post about myslef:
I am _ years old, i am not a female and i have many friends who like to read my post and comment on them and like them and send them to your friends! (i am obviously not implying that i want tyoou to send it to your friends i just want you to know that i don;'tw want you to to send everywhere)
Also i quite enjoy to do stuff.
But most of all i have a jam packed life and I have so much stuff to do i still would enjoy if someone would like to talk to me once in a while or ask me to go and do something with them because even though my heavy schedule would obviously not allow me to do that i could make an exception and go with you anyway dudes.
Yeehaa!
I am _ years old, i am not a female and i have many friends who like to read my post and comment on them and like them and send them to your friends! (i am obviously not implying that i want tyoou to send it to your friends i just want you to know that i don;'tw want you to to send everywhere)
Also i quite enjoy to do stuff.
But most of all i have a jam packed life and I have so much stuff to do i still would enjoy if someone would like to talk to me once in a while or ask me to go and do something with them because even though my heavy schedule would obviously not allow me to do that i could make an exception and go with you anyway dudes.
Yeehaa!
Best Pick up Line evar
in true blog faqshion people always check theirt spelling and their punctuation so i am not going to pook up at the screen and check my speelling when i am doing this blog for any reason.
I am world renowned for my sexy talents in the bedroom and with my words, so here is an amazing pick up line that will get you your prospective future partner and will allow you to strike gold and will give you the permission to start prospecting into their mine of glory and dig up some gold and coal. Here it is:
You will be mine.
I hope you all have some success wit that because i know i have with my 43 past girlfriends and partners that it always works as wlong as you don't anticipate or hope for a particularly long relationshipow with them. :B
I am world renowned for my sexy talents in the bedroom and with my words, so here is an amazing pick up line that will get you your prospective future partner and will allow you to strike gold and will give you the permission to start prospecting into their mine of glory and dig up some gold and coal. Here it is:
You will be mine.
I hope you all have some success wit that because i know i have with my 43 past girlfriends and partners that it always works as wlong as you don't anticipate or hope for a particularly long relationshipow with them. :B
First Blog!
OMG It was such a hard and long day today! I had to get up out of bed, watch a movie, then sit on my big fat arse for the rest of my day doing nothing. I also had to make my own sandwich! What the hell omg!
So please, give me the pity I deserve and I hate myself for doing this. Thank you.
So please, give me the pity I deserve and I hate myself for doing this. Thank you.
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