My jokes are really great, but I feel this excerpt from the Conservatorium of Funny People, of which I wrote many academic essays is needed to fully show the best things that comedians like myself can offer:
"I was going to tell you a Liam Neeson joke... but they were all taken...
I was going to tell you a Johnny Cash joke... but they were all terrible so I made them walk the line...
I was going to tell you a joke about the hours... but it ended in 24 hours...
The essay that will proceed this in the future will be discussing the economic, religious and social implications of bad puns upon society, and how they either benefit or cause detriment to the individual at hand. The end conclusion will leave the reader understanding our perspective on this situation."
The essay mentioned will be installed at a later date. Oh baby please don't go.....
Come back to me!
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